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[Chistes] Aah! Los Borrachos

Un hombre entra a un bar y ordena un scotch, minutos después otro. El barman observa que el hombre a la vez que bebe, introduce su mano en el bolsillo y saca algo, lo ve, y lo vuelve a ocultar. Su curiosidad no puede más y se le acerca al hombre y le pregunta:
– ¿Qué es lo que sacas del bolsillo y ves con tanta insistencia?
– Es una foto de mi suegra. Cuando ella se empieza a ver agradable, es hora de parar de beber.

Un borracho muy borracho llega a su casa. Con gran dificultad consigue sacar su llave y dice:
– Eshta esh mi llave y eshta esh mi puerta.
Tambaleándose entra en la casa, y dice…
– Eshta esh mi casha, eshte esh mi pashillo, eshta esh la puerta de mi habitasión.
Entra en la habitación, y sigue palpando:
– Eshta esh mi cama, eshta esh mi mujer, y eshte tio que eshta durmiendo en la cama shoy yo.

Un borracho entra a un bar y le dice a su compañero:
– ¡Ojalá que todas esas bebidas las tiraran al fondo del mar!
– ¿Por qué? ¿Estás en alcohólicos anónimos?
– ¡No, yo soy buzo!

Son dos borrachos en un bar y uno le dice al otro:
– No bebas más que te estas volviendo borroso.

El marido llega a casa con una copa de más, y a la esposa no le hace mucha gracia.
– Que es esto de llegar a casa medio borracho?
– No es culpa mia, se me acabó el dinero en mitad de la juerg

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Un hombre entra a un bar y ordena un scotch, minutos después otro. El barman observa que el hombre a la vez que bebe, introduce su mano en el bolsillo y saca algo, lo ve, y lo vuelve a ocultar. Su curiosidad no puede más y se le acerca al hombre y le pregunta: -…

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